Somebody Imagined What Condoms Made By Patanjali Would Look Like & It’s Hilarious

Baba Ramdev is a man who lives with the times.  His ayurveda brand Patanjali, which began with manufacturing just medicinal products, has slowly evolved into one of India's biggest FMCG companies, creating everything from cosmetics to cookies, and even apparel, under the name Paridhaan. Baba Ramdev creates what he calls the 'desi' versions of all the products. It started by challenging the likes of Dabur and Himalaya, and soon became a competitor for giants like Hindustan Unilever and ITC. And if Baba Ramdev continues to create the desi versions of all the products. It started by challenging the likes of Dabur and Himalaya, and soon became a competitor for giants like Hindustan Unilever and ITC. And if Baba Ramdev continues to create the desi versions of other products, who knows he soon might be challenging brands like Durex and Moods.

But what if they went further? What if Patanjali decided to get into the condom making business? Well, Pugmarker decided to take that leap. Check the hilarious results out.

1. Using these almond-flavoured condoms will be pretty good for your brain.


2. Nothing better than Aloe Vera to take care of the 'skin'.


3. If you need to spice things up.


4. If you need to cool them down.  



 5. Ginger has a lot of medicinal benefits, you know. 


6. If you have a sweet tooth, how's this for dessert?



7. Don't worry khatta-meetha flavour fans, there's something for you guys as well. 

 

How long do you think it'll take before Baba Ramdev decided to turn this into a reality?

20 Cool WhatsApp Tricks To Message Like A Boss

20 Cool WhatsApp Tricks To Message Like A Boss
20 Cool WhatsApp Tricks To Message Like A Boss

If there was ever a debate on which smartphone app we use the most, the winner would definitely be WhatsApp. The popular instant messenger is easy to use but it has some hidden features and tweaks that we tend to miss out on. Moreover, WhatsApp keeps on adding features discreetly, so it’s important for us to be up to date. If you’ve been looking to get a hold on all WhatsApp tricks, you are at the right place. We love tinkering and as a result, we have found some amazing tricks. Also, WhatsApp has removed its subscription plans and the service is free now, so what better way to celebrate than talking about some cool WhatsApp tricks.
I am listing down some basic tricks for WhatsApp.
1. Hiding Last Seen, Profile Picture and Status
The “last seen” feature can be the root to some problems in life and keeping that in mind, WhatsApp has included the ability to hide it altogether. You can hide your last seen, profile picture and status from people.
To do that, you just need to go to WhatsApp’s 
Settings->Account->Privacy                  
There you will have the options to choose whether you want your last seen, profile picture and status to be seen by 
“Everyone”, “Contacts” or “Nobody”
Note: If you hide your last seen, you won’t be able to see others’ last seen as well. 
2. Manage Auto Downloading of Media
While auto-download on WhatsApp is a convenient feature rather than manually tapping download every time a picture or video arrives but it can suck up your limited mobile data bandwidth. Thus, there are options to set that accordingly.
You will find the options in Settings->Chats and calls->Media auto-download. You can then set whether you want to auto download images, audio and videos on mobile data, WiFi and roaming.


3. Turn Off Read Receipts aka Blue Ticks
Read receipts aka blue ticks, like last seen, can create some relationship issues, so you might have contemplated on turning it OFF entirely. Well, WhatsApp understands that and there’s an option to turn it off.
WhatsApp features the option in Settings->Account->Privacy. In the Privacy page, you will find a toggle to turn off “Read Receipts“.
Note: If you turn off read receipts, you too will not be able to view anyone else’s read receipts. 
4. Check When a Message was Read
WhatsApp lets you check when a message sent by you was read first. It’s simple, as all you need to do is press hold on a message and tap “Info“. Once you do that, you will be able to see the time when your message was delivered and read.


5. Change your Number
There are times when we move to a new place and we have to take a new number. In that case, you can simply change your phone number on WhatsApp without losing any of your chats or data.
Head over to Settings->Account->Change number, then enter your old and new number. Once WhatsApp is done verifying through SMS or call, your number will be changed.
6. Delete your WhatsApp Account
With all the hoopla internet brings to our lives, we sometimes consider taking a break from it and that’s when you would want to delete your WhatsApp account.
To delete your WhatsApp account, go to Settings->Account->Delete my account. Enter your country code & mobile number to verify and your account will be deleted. Keep in mind though that deleting your WhatsApp account will remove you from all groups and erase your message history and backups.
7. Set up Popup Notifications and Reply Directly
WhatsApp includes the ability to get popup notifications on Android. You can turn it on by going to Settings->Notifications->Popup notification. You can set it to show popup when screen is off or on, or you can set it to “always show popup”. The popup notification also lets you reply directly from the popup, which makes chatting with more people simultaneously easier.
8. Change WhatsApp Wallpaper

The same old wallpaper in WhatsApp’s chats can get a little monotonous after some time and that’s why WhatsApp lets you set custom wallpaper to spice things up a bit. The option to choose wallpaper resides in Settings->Chats and calls->Wallpaper. You can choose to have custom wallpaper from your Gallery or choose one from WhatsApp’s library.
9. Backup Chats on Local Storage or Google Drive
WhatsApp has had the ability to backup chats on your device’s local storage but it recently rolled out a new feature, which lets you backup your chats on Google Drive
To back up your chats, go to Settings->Chats and calls->Chat back up and tap “Back up”. The page also shows you your last backup and its size.
10. Use Less Data on WhatsApp Calls
WhatsApp call is a great feature but it does take up a lot of bandwidth and this reason why WhatsApp included a low data usage mode recently.
You can turn on low data usage on WhatsApp calls by going into Settings->Chats and calls->Low data usage.
11. Read a Message without Going Online
This is something we all want because at times, we want to see a certain message but we don’t want to go online. There’s a way for that and it’s very easy. After the message has arrived, simply turn off mobile data or turn on airplane mode on your device and then, open WhatsApp and see the message. Once you are done, come back to the home screen and turn on your mobile data. Pretty easy, right?
12. Block a Contact
WhatsApp is a great app that brings people closer but there are people who get on your nerve and you feel like removing them from your WhatsApp account. Fortunately, there is an option to block contacts on WhatsApp.
You can block a contact on Android by going into their chat thread and tapping the three dot button the tap right. Then, select More->”Block”.
13. Archive Chats
What do you do if you don’t want to delete a chat thread but you don’t want to see it either? Well, you put it to archives.



You can press hold on a chat and you will get the option to “Archive chat” among others.
14. Mute Groups and Notifications
Groups on WhatsApp are a great way to message a lot of people at once but they can get annoying sometimes. Well, there are options to mute a group and you can also stop getting notifications.
To mute a group, Go to group info on WhatsApp and turn on mute. You can turn on mute for 8 hours, a week or even a year. You also get an option to turn off “show notifications” while muting a group.
15. Email a Conversation
If you want to keep a special chat safe in your email account, WhatsApp lets you do that easily. On Android phones, press hold on a chat and you will get an option to “Email chat”. You can also send the media on WhatsApp as email attachments.
16. Star Messages
Our conversations contain various special moments and we do feel like saving them to relive it later. That’s what starring messages lets you do. When you star messages, it saves those messages in a Starred Messages folder. You can easily star messages by press holding on a message and then pressing the star icon. You can find the Starred Messages in WhatsApp Settings.
17. Use WhatsApp Web
WhatsApp Web is a now a well-known feature but it’s an important one nonetheless. That’s the reason we are reiterating here on how to use it.
To use it, go to web.whatsapp.com and tap WhatsApp web on your phone to scan the QR code from your PC. Once you’re done, you will see your WhatsApp chats in your browser tab. Moreover, WhatsApp Web also brings you notifications although that’s only when WhatsApp Web is open in a tab.
18. Send Public Messages in Bulk Privately (Broadcast)

On various occasions like New Year, it’s a great hassle to go on wishing Happy New Year to people individually, which makes WhatsApp’s broadcast feature all the more useful. WhatsApp’s broadcast feature lets you send messages in bulk privately without the recipients knowing that it has been sent through broadcast.
You can just tap the three dot button and tap “New broadcast” to create one and tap “New List” to create a new broadcast.
19. Set Custom Notification Tones
You can set custom notification notes for both message and calls on WhatsApp.  To do it, go to a contact’s info on WhatsApp and select “Custom notifications”. You can then choose a different ringtone & message tone for that contact. You can even set a custom vibration duration and notification light.
20. Check if WhatsApp is Connected or

When you are in roaming or a place with poor network, you might have noticed some issues with WhatsApp notifications. That happens when WhatsApp isn’t able to connect properly. To make sure if WhatsApp on your phone is online or not, you can check the System Status.
To check if WhatsApp is working properly or not, go to WhatsApp Settings->Help->System Status and you will see a message telling you if the service is operating normally or not.

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Top 10 Facts about Vijay Mallya-Indian Liquor Baron-King of Good Times


Top 10 Facts about Vijay Mallya-Indian Liquor Baron-King of Good Times
King of Good Times 

1. Vijay Mallya’s Busines:

Vijay Mallya became the Chairman of the ‘United Breweries Group’ at the age of 28 years, after his father’ death.

The Annual Turnover of the ‘United Breweries Group’ increased by 64%, over a period of 15 years after Vijay Mallya took over the business.

The Liquor Brands of Vijay Mallya’s Group includes the following:
  • King Fisher Beer,
  • Royal Challenge,
  • Bag Piper,
  • Romanov and
  • Black Dog etc.
As the owner of the ‘King Fisher’ Beer with more than 50% of the Indian Beer Market, Vijay Mallya was called the ‘Liquor Baron’. 

Vijay Mallya has acquired the following businesses:
  • Berger Paints,
  • Best and Crompton,
  • Mangalore Chemicals& Fertilizers,
  • The Asian Age Newspaper and
  • Cine Blitz (A Bollywood Cinema Magazine).
The ‘Kingfisher Airlines’ had been  the ‘Dream Venture’ of Vijay Mallya, which  turned out to be the ‘Drowning Ship’ of his business empire.

2.Vijay Mallya’s Family:


Vijay Mallya married Sameera Tyabjee, an Air Hostess in the year 1986. 
Siddharth Mallya was born to the couple -Vijay Mallya and Sameera Tyabjee in the year 1987.

Vijay Mallya and Sameera Tyabjee got divorced after a few years.

Vijay Mallya married Rekha from Coorg, who was known to him since his childhood days, in the year 1993.

The couple -Vijay Mallya and Rekha have 2 daughters –Leanna and Tanya.

3. Awards and Honours Received by Vijay Mallya :

  • Honorary degree of Doctorate of Philosophy in Business Administration, by the Southern California University for Professional Studies- 1997
  • Officer de la Legion d' Honneur, a high award of recognition in France.
  • Global Leader for Tomorrow, World Economic Forum.
  • Entrepreneur of the Year award at The Asian Awards-2010

4. Vijay Mallya the ‘Auction King’:

Top 10 Facts about Vijay Mallya-Indian Liquor Baron-King of Good Times


Vijay Mallya has successfully bid items of great historical value to India, such as the following:
  • The Sword of Tipu Sultan’ for £1, 75,000 in the year 2004, at an auction in London,
  • 30 other items owned by Tipu Sultan from Auction Houses in the United Kingdom and
  • The belongings of Mahatma Gandhi for US $ 1.8 Million in an auction held at New York, USA
5. Political Career of Vijay Mallya: 


Vijay Mallya had been elected a Member of the Rajya Sabha, the Upper House of the Parliament of India, as an independent candidate and he was not belonging to any political party.

6. Vijay Mallya as a ‘Bank  Loans Defaulter’:


Vijay Mallya owes total Bank Loans of more than Rs 9000 Crores to 17 Banks.
State Bank of India/SBI has tagged Vijay Mallya as a ‘Willful Defaulter’.

As of 2nd March 2016, Vijay Mallya has reportedly fled out of India in view of his heavy dues to Banks in India.

However, Vijay Mallya has tweeted that, he has not absconded and he is an 'International Businessman' frequently traveling to and staying in foreign countries.

7. Net Worth/ Assets of Vijay Mallya:

As of the year 2013, the Net worth of Vijay Mallya had been approximately US$750 million.

After the downfall of the King Fisher Airlines, his Net Worth has been reported by many sources to have come down to US $ 250 Million.


Vijay Mallya is reported to own many assets abroad, especially in UK and USA, including a private Jet Plane and a Yacht.

8. Sports Ventures of Vijay Mallya:

Vijay Mallya co-owns the ‘Formula One Team Sahara Force India’. 

Vijay Mallya’s companies own the Indian Premier League /IPL team-‘Royal Challenger Bangalore’ and the Foot Ball Teams- Mohun Bagan A.C. and East Bengal F.C. 

Vijay Mallya is a member of the 'World Motors Bangalore Port Council' representing India in the FIA.

9. Cars collections of Vijay Mallya: 

Top 10 Facts about Vijay Mallya-Indian Liquor Baron-King of Good Times


Vijay Mallya is a ‘car lover’ and has a collection of more than 200 cars and many of his cars are in California, USA.

A 100 year old Rolls-Royce car was purchased by him in the year 1980.

Many of his cars are reportedly ceased by banks in India for the loans outstanding/ overdue by Vijay Mallya.

10. Unknown facts about Vijay Mallya:

  • Vijay Mallya loves Bentley
  • His favourite wine is ‘Ferrari Carano’
  • He speaks fluently in: Bengali, Hindi, Kannada, Konkani, Gujarati and English; he also knows French.
  • His favourite sweets are mishti doi and chocolates
  • His favourite colour is Red
  • He listens to English Retro Music of the 60’s and 70’s
  • He is busy always in work or partying. (His wife Rekha on the other hand hates party)
  • He makes sure to celebrate every family member’s birthday by being personally present.
  • On his birthday (18th December) he gets the entire family together beside him.
  • Forbes has listed Vijay Mallya in 'Billionaires' ranking for many  years till the year 2013.
  • His Kingfisher Airlines, which owes banks over $1 billion, have not paid salaries for 15 months to its staff members
  • Blackberry is his constant companion.


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12 excited facts about Abraham Lincoln’s life

                                      


In addition to the facts that most people know - Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 - April 15, 1865) was the 16th president and he issued the Emancipation Proclamation - there are plenty more facts about one of the most popular and accomplished presidents.
                        
1. He didn’t drink, smoke, or chew. Lincoln was a simple man of tastes, and he never drank in the White House.Lincoln favorite food was fruit and he loved to eat oysters. He was also a big fan of chicken casserole.

2. He was a big animal lover, but he wouldn’t hunt or fish. If he were alive today, Lincoln would be running an animal shelter.His dog was named Fido, cat was named Tabby.

3. He was the only president to have a patent: Lincoln invented a device to free steamboats that ran aground.

4. Lincoln argued a case before the Supreme Court in 1849 and lost.He practiced law without a degree. Lincoln had about 18 months of formal schooling.

5. He really was a wrestler. Lincoln was documented as taking part in wrestling bouts. We don’t think he wore a mask or had a manager.

6. He lost in his first bid for a presidential ticket. The unknown Lincoln was an unsuccessful vice presidential candidate in 1856 at the Republican convention.

7. He never belonged to an organized church. Lincoln read the Bible daily, but he never joined an organized church in his lifetime.

8. He didn’t have a middle name. Lincoln went through his life with two names.

9. He hated being called Abe. Apparently, he preferred being called by his last name.

10. Lincoln established Thanksgiving as a national holiday.

11. He was the first president born outside of the 13 original states.Lincoln lost five separate elections before being elected president

12. Lincoln was the first president to use the telegraph and he used the telegraph like email to communicate with generals.


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At number 10 is the discovery of Eris in 2005, a minor body that is 27 percent bigger than Pluto.
The finding became the trigger that changed the face of our solar system, defining the planets and adding Pluto to a growing family of dwarf planets in 2006.

At number 9 is the discovery of what appeared to be soft tissues - blood vessels, bone matrix and other cells - inside the fossilized femur of a small T. rex in 2005. Since then, the bones have revealed amino acids that resemble those of modern chickens, firming the link between dinosaurs and birds.

At number 8 is the direct confirmation of the mysterious dark matter in the summer of 2006.
The unprecedented evidence came from the careful weighing of gas and stars flung about in the head-on smash-up between two great clusters of galaxies in the Bullet Cluster. Until then, the existence of dark matter was inferred by the fact that galaxies have only one-fifth of the visible matter needed to create the gravity that keeps them intact. So, the rest must be invisible to telescopes: That unseen matter is "dark."

At number 7 is the emergence of new human ancestors, first, in the form of a 6- to 7-million-year-old skull of Sahelanthropus tchadensis - known as Toumai, in northern Chad in 2002. Then, in 2009, the nearly complete skeleton of "Ardi," in northeastern Ethiopia bumped the famous "Lucy" as the earliest, most complete skeleton of a human ancestor ever found.

At number 6 is an astronomer seeing alien planets, or "exoplanets", directly in 2008, using theHubble Space Telescope and the infrared Keck and Gemini observatories in Hawaii.

At number 5 is the concept of cyborgs that is, half-machine, half-humans, becoming a reality in the last decade, as much progress has been made with people controlling robotic limbs and computers with their minds.

At number 4 is finding of stem cells in new sources in 2007, when scientists from Kyoto University and the University of Wisconsin-Madison, essentially turned back the clock for adult skin cells, allowing these mature cells, which were preprogrammed to become skin, to act like embryonic stem cells.

At number 3 is the discovery of water ice on the surface of Mars in 2008 by NASA's Mars Phoenixlander. 

At number 2 is the development of the rough draft of the entire human genome in the year 2000, followed by a completed version in 2003.

At number 1 is the finding that in the past decade, glaciers have been melting much faster than ever expected.
This is an article in Discovery News has listed the top ten discoveries of the decade. 

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